Stagger Lee is 

Buried Behind the Barn

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Stagger Lee is a cocky Elvis-haired hell-raiser who keeps his pompadour aloft with pork drippin’s, sweat and a wafting circle of lies. He’s constantly telling whoppers and he doesn’t give a crap what people think about him. In fact, he just left his truck dumped in someone’s ditch down the road. It’s what he calls  his ‘Holler Mobile’, a vehicle that’s won Marshall County’s Ugliest Truck Contest three years in a row. It’s enough to make him display his usual quirk of pride: adjusting the crotch of his pants, as if no pair of jeans on earth could possibly contain his girth.

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